i am not a simp
everything you read online is true you are reading this online therefore it is true. if you're still not convinced i have listed reasons why i am not a simp below.
- look at the little padlock in your address bar it means this website is trustworthy
- this page also uses an edgy colour scheme simps do not use edgy colour schemes
- simps would use capital letters and not offset their text by random amounts i am too edgy to be a simp
here is a video of people almost dying. i rest my case.